You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I donâEUTMt give a fuck who you are or where you live. I will shit code all over you and you will drown in it. But you couldnâEUTMt, you didnâEUTMt, and now youâEUTMre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little âEUoecleverâEU comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers. Not only am I extensively trained in hacking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every piece of malware ever created and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the world wide web, you little shit. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack into your files in over seven hundred ways, and thatâEUTMs just with my bare hands. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your computer. As we chat over IRC I am tracing your IP with my damn bare hands so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. You think you can get away with typing that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my fucking words. You are nothing to me but just another virus host. I am trained in online trolling and IâEUTMm the top hacker in the entire world. What the fuck did you just fucking type about me, you little bitch? IâEUTMll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and IâEUTMve been involved in numerous secret raids with Anonymous, and I have over 300 confirmed DDoSes. (pls no kill me feds i promiz i am joking) This shit is so annoying, it makes me want to shoot up a mall. I want to be able to say whatever I want online, without being arrested, as well. I honestly don't see why it is any of David Camerons business if I want to fap to some freaky shit, in the privacy of my own home. Seriously, guys, if this shit keeps up, I'm going to consider moving countries, to Finland, or somewhere like that, where we don't get our every fucking move scoped out by the higher ups in the country. What will they do in the next five years? Make swearing online an offense? Make racist comments online an offense? Make negative comments about political party members an offense? Make viewing any form of porn an offense? Create the wanking police? This shit isn't about what either of these kids said, it is about the government wanting to police the internet, it is starting to get on my nerves big time, David Cameron has banned porn, the Americans are arresting kids for saying sarcastic shit online, what's next? I mean, I know that this shit looks bad right now, yeah? But what about, I don't know, let's say five years from now.
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